COLD BEER

BOTTLESor (The Inherent Peril of Existential Nihilism)

Bottles of booze drinking at a dive bar. Yes, they're alcoholics too.

Watch the trailerMeet the bottles

An animated series by Christopher O'Halligan · Rated TV-MA

Three bottles. One dive bar. A vague awareness that existence is meaningless, and another round anyway.

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The Trailer

THE REGULARS

Meet the Bottles

James, the irish whiskey bottle

IRISH WHISKEY

James

Buddy, the domestic beer bottle

DOMESTIC BEER

Buddy

Carlos, the tequila bottle

TEQUILA

Carlos

SEASON 1

Episodes

Buddy, James and Carlos back at the bar after the pilot's disaster

EPISODE 1 · 15 MIN

“Pilot”

Buddy tries to cure James's depression with guns. James knows it's shallow but caves out of desperation. Everyone pays the price. Nobody learns anything.

Full episode coming soon

ON THE JUKEBOX

Five Cents Back

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Five Cents Back

Original song by Christopher O'Halligan. Playing on the jukebox at the bar.

So set me up and knock me down,I'm the cheapest thing that's still around.They drink me slow when the money's gone,and leave me sweatin' when the lights come on.I'm the one you swore off on a Sunday at noon,then you crawled back to me by the next full moon.Yeah, I'm worth a little less with every sip I lack,but when I'm empty, you get five cents back.